justine schlong, do you read me

uhhhh, i love you, man?

here's the new gameplan for Dick Nights in Diane Lane Will Never Outshine Richard Gere's Gerbil's Butthole.blogspot.com:
at least one post per day
at least two readers per day (myself + eddy), (rss feeds do not count, you lazy lezzies)
at least one epiphany per day
at least 777 points back up on the DOW
ooooooops, i got off hot-topic.

the state of the economy will only be referred to as "financial apocalypse" as
THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL BLOG

FiiNLAND

welcome to los angeles,

now gedda fugggouttaaaa heyyyeaahhhhh

dude

i hate it when i'm trying to fall asleep to the golden girls (like, every night) and, outta nowhere, a depressing episode comes on and RUINS MY LIFE

KEPPTEM UP

IN HIYNN'D SIGHD

MOY DIGKSZ NA

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WIH HIH ICKI

NLUHV

AWITCH

UHYU

SOHO

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AHBOttA THHAHHT

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TAI-JOE HUWOMO

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